Top bell end and one-hit-wonder Vanilla Ice has been arrested, but if I’m honest, I’d completely forgot about him.
Ice Ice Baby has been arrested in Florida for burglary and grand theft after being caught stealing from his own next door neighbour’s house. Smooth.
Things went missing from the house next door, including numerous furniture items, a pool heater, bicycles and other stuff. Mr Vanilla, aka Robert Van Winkle was renovating his own house when he helped himself to the things. As you do.
Stop, collaborate and buy your own fucking garden furniture.