Was This Really The Funniest Joke At The Edinburgh Fringe?

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UNILAD 145 Was This Really The Funniest Joke At The Edinburgh Fringe?

Dave have announced the winner of their funniest joke at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival… But just how funny is it?

Not very, to be honest. Here it is:

I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans free.

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That is the winning one-liner from Darren Walsh and his show Punderbolt, which was voted for by the public. To be honest, with a show name like Punderbolt, which is obviously going to be filled with quick one-liners and puns, I imagine that’s probably not the best joke in his show, let alone the whole festival.

But just what other jokes did it beat? Here are nine that didn’t make the cut:

Surely every car is a people carrier?

Adam Hess

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse… but enough about Kanye West.

Stewart Francis

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What’s the difference between a ‘hippo’ and a ‘Zippo’? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Masai Graham

If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn’t go.

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Dave Green

Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas.

Mark Nelson

Clowns divorce. Custardy battle.

Simon Munnery

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Red sky at night. Shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night. Day.

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Tom Parry

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

Alun Cochrane

They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for…

Grace The Child

For what it’s worth, Stewart Francis would have got my vote.


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