Everyone knows the biggest struggle at the start of a relationship is the wretching stomach pain and the awkward clenching butt-cheek movements all to avoid a natural gas slipping out of your body. For some reason burping and p*ssing is completely acceptable, but farting and sh*tting draws the line.
We’ve all been through it – them really loud stomach rumbles and you make out you’re really hungry but there’s no room to eat. Then you go to the toilet and pretend you’re having a p*ss but secretly you’re stood there letting out a million farts. I wonder if girls do the same?
The first few weeks are not the right time to start letting out gas. You’re still trying to get her into you, so it’s probably not wise to do something she could possibly be repulsed by. Probably the best way of getting past it in the early stage is to make out she let one rip in her sleep, then surely it’d be acceptable.
In the Uni Lad office we shared our experience of this and the best ways to tackle it:
A good idea is to bring it up in conversation, but talk about ‘your mate’ farting in front of his girlfriend and her kicking off. That way you can see her reaction and gauge whether you’re allowed to or not. It depends on how uptight your girlfriend is I think. My missus doesn’t care at all, so it’s never really been an issue.
It’s all trial and error, judge the situation the best you can.
Don’t worry though, there comes a point in the relationship where you think f*ck it why would she mind? You’ve seen her do unlady like things.
As much as you need to during sex, I think you’ll probably have to face the fact that it’ll never be acceptable. I wouldn’t attempt it either you might be put on a sex ban.