There are lots of silly arguments that explode and become serious incidents. This is one of them.
29-year-old Emi Mamia has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder… After allegedly stabbing her husband because his shit stinks, basically.
Japanese press and police are reporting that she slashed her husband in the face after the smell he left in the toilet was so bad.
Apparently, she was fuming after he left the stall stinking, and then helped their 3-year-old son use it after him, without washing his hands first.
She was reported as saying:
The toilet stinks so much that the child cannot even use it.
It’s a good job she hasn’t visited our house on a Sunday morning, to be honest. There are lots of poo-puns going here, but I’ll let you make up your own.