Lenny Mordarski got a bit of a nasty wake up call when he fell asleep on his fight from Midway, Chicago, to Manchester, New Hampshire, after the woman sitting next to him took an issue with his snoring.. And STABBED him.
Luckily for Lenny, the crazy passenger only stabbed him with a pen, but frankly, that is bad enough.
He spoke to ABC 7 News and claimed:
Imagine being asleep and then being stung by bees, and then waking up and going “owww”.
The crazy woman, who did not consider the option of simply waking him up and talking about the problem, was removed from the flight, while Lenny and his friend were given free G&T drinks to make up for the ballpoint stabbing.