If you’re here, you’re either a dirty b*stard or a very intrigued and confused innocent bystander. We’ll go with the latter.
Valentine’s Day is literally around the corner, and you have no idea what to get your girlfriend / person of interest, but fear no more, there is a solution.
Enter the chocolate a*sehole. Well, don’t enter it, that would be weird. Just buy one instead. Which would also be weird, but at least you’re not entering one.
We’ll just dive straight into it because this is getting awkward. Basically the EdibleAnus now exists, and it’s pretty much exactly what you expect it to be.
So why would you buy your partner an edible anus? Because, why not, is my answer to that question. I can’t really think of any other answer if I’m honest.
It’s just perfect. Unless you’re on the receiving end of one.
[via Elite Daily]