Condoms are pretty annoying, but pretty necessary.
That’s how most people see them, and they’re a massive drag to put on. Not only are they a massive mood killer, at times, they can even fall off or slip down during sex.
In fact, according to the Sexuality Information and Education Council of the United States (SIECUS), 13.1% of sexual encounters see condoms slipping down the penis, and 5.4% of the time they fall off.
This is in part because they are simply not the right size, with guys struggling to work out which type they should buy.
That could now be a thing of the past, with a design student from Taiwan, called Guan-Hao Pan, coming up with a rather ingenious idea.
He decided to create a range of condoms that are varying shapes and sizes, and vitally, you can pick them based on the size of fruit and vegetables.
That might sound strange, but take a second to think it through.
Dicks are kind of like bananas, cucumbers, and zucchinis, and guys can take a look at their penis, then the size of the veg, and pick a condom accordingly.
At the minute, five sizes are available to buy, from zucchini – which is the largest at five centimetres in diameter – with turnip, banana, carrot, and finally cucumber at the smallest.
Guan-Hao Pan claimed:
A condom becomes much less effective if it is the wrong size, worn on the wrong side, or its tip is not squeezed when worn.
Each condom comes in a specially designed case with a rising tip, making it easy to pick the condom from the right side while squeezing the tip at the same time.Advertisement
If this sounds like your thing, each tube comes with 12 condoms in it, with the condoms even wrapped to look like the size of veg you’ve picked.