Footage Shows Crazy Naked Russian Guy Catch Fish With His Penis

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If I was asked to name a top ten list of things I would never ever want to use as fish bait, my own penis would occupy all ten spaces – and probably the next ten as well.

The same however, cannot be said for this guy – alarming footage uploaded to YouTube shows a very naked Russian man successfully luring a fish with his dick, reports The Daily Dot. 

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Honestly, this is one hundred per cent legit. The guy jumps into the water only to emerge with a fish sucking on his penis.

But why, why would you do it? Because Russia, is the only answer I can come up with.

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Fortunately for him, the fish appears to be a bass or a trout – as opposed to a fucking pike or something with significant teeth – otherwise he could have been waving goodbye to his old chap.

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Although this guy clearly had an absolute blast doing this, the only emotion I can imagine feeling as a fish dangles from my junk is absolute, unadulterated, blind panic.

Brings whole new meaning to the phrase fishing tackle. Each to their own though I suppose…


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The Daily Dot

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