Kim Kardashian’s Mate Is Opening A School For Rich Kids And It’s F*cking Ridiculous

By : Alex Mays |


Reunited for the holidays is the best gift..🎁🎁

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If we thought the world was pretty depressing already – where some people are famous for just being Kim Kardashian’s best friend – well, it’s about to get a whole lot worse.

Not content on reportedly pocketing £300,000 to appear on CBB for only seven days, Jonathan Cheban’s now opening a school to make sure wealthy children learn more about the finer things in life, as well as teaching them important life skills. Yes, really.

From what interiors look best on your private jet, to the quality of diamonds you should buy, you’ll learn all the ‘essentials’.

He’s opening the school – which he’s called the International School of New York – in NYC’s Trump Tower. Because, where else?

It must be such a struggle for these rich kids to live their lives, but at least Cheban is on hand to teach younger generations how to make these difficult life decisions.

Let’s go…feeling this one out @lamborghinibroward BUT where will I park it in NYC? #lambo954

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Speaking to New You, he said:

This is the social stuff you need to know to survive in a city like this with a lot of money. If you are buying a diamond you need to know the clarity and if you are buying a private jet you need to know the different leathers and seats. I’ll basically be the Dean of Pop Culture at the school.

These kids will also learn things about private aviation, [being an arrogant prick on] social media, quality of diamonds, types of caviar, all mixed in with economics and other ‘fundamental’ undergrad and grad classes.

One more in my NYC apt British OK! Mag 📸

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Back here on planet Earth, is this sort of shit really needed right now?



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