In possibly the most bizarre crime news you’re going to hear all weekend, one man from Portland shot at a home invader – who climbed into his bed and tried to kiss him.
In true escalation, the burglar not only tried to kiss the man, but also removed all of his clothes before getting into the bed.
He did try and steal some of the valuables from the house as well, but was distracted by his urge to climb into the man’s bed, where he was sleeping with a woman.
After being woken by the burglar slash sex offender getting on top of him and brandishing a knife, the man shot at him three times – but didn’t injure the burglar.
Richard Defeudis, 32, was then apprehended by police and arrested.
He was also thought to be on drugs, which goes some way to explaining his bizarre actions.