Medical Records Show Hitler Had A ‘Deformed Micro-Penis’

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Historians have revealed that Hitler suffered from a rather embarrassing condition which probably explains his anger issues and lack of sex life.

The Daily Star claims that medical records taken following the Nazi Party leader’s arrest in 1923 suggest he suffered ‘right-side cryptorchidism’ or, as it’s more commonly known, an undescended testicle.

However, now even more detailed records hint that the fascist dictators genitals may have been more deformed than first thought. It’s believed he suffered from an unfortunate birth defect known as hypospadias — which can leave sufferers with a micro-penis.

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Historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie make the strange claim about the Fuhrer’s cock and balls in their new book Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute, and contend the Nazi leader kept the dark secret close to him.

Hitler was reportedly well known to be afraid of people seeing him naked, and never had a child despite encouraging Germans to have more ‘Aryan children’.

The dictator’s doctor Theodor Morell allegedly prescribed Hitler amphetamines, hormones and cocaine on occasion, to improve the leader’s libido. The urologist is said to have been the one who recorded the Fuhrer’s penis deformity.

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Nazi architect Albert Speer said Hitler’s lack of sex drive was very noticeable.

He said:

By no means would I describe Adolf Hitler as sexually normal in his relationships with women… In the case of Eva Braun in particular, it seems clear to me that aside from occasional passionate episodes there was no sexual activity at all for long periods of time.

It has long been rumoured that during the Battle of the Somme in the First World War a flying piece of hot shrapnel sliced into Hitler’s testicles, leading to the playground rhyme about his genitals.

Despite the Fuhrer’s supposed lack of virility, he didn’t do bad with the ladies and he needed a whole department to deal with his fan mail sent by obsessed female fans who were sexually attracted to him.