The First-Ever Scrotal Beauty Contest Is Happening And Winner Gets $10,000

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Can balls be beautiful? Well this guy apparently thinks so…

Sex toy entrepreneur Brian Sloan may have found the best looking vagina, but now he’s on the hunt for the most beautiful set of… bollocks. Standard.

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Perhaps it was inspired by the fad of men taking pictures of beautiful scenery and dropping in a ball or two, to give the viewer a bit of a grim surprise? Or an unforgettable ‘tea bagging’ experience?

Who knows. But the Scrotum Beauty Pageant is apparently legit and he’s offering the bloke with the most terrific testes the chance to win $10,000 (£6,543). What a load of bollocks!

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But apparently, he’s totally serious – with a video confirming the competition will be taking place. Once you listen to the video, it’s clear that he plans to spend a huge amount of the scrotum project, but who knows why.

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While working on a sophisticated sex robot last year, he attracted heavy criticism while holding a contest to discover the world’s prettiest vagina.

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He was viewed as an extremely wealthy pervert, and then quickly forgotten. But I’m sure this will get him mentioned in the headlines in no time.

You have until Christmas Day to submit a photo, so what are you waiting for? Get those balls on the internet.


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