Gone are the days of condoms making lovely, lovely sex feel more like your penetrating someone with a falconry glove over your manhood.
Instead of thick rubber contraceptive sheaths our prophylactics nowadays are pretty top notch – sometimes even making sex that little bit better.
All you have to do is head into your local supermarket or pharmacy and you’ll find that the sexual health aisle is littered with flavoured condoms, ribbed condoms, condoms for help with endurance, and condoms coated in the sort of lube that will leave a vagina twitching with tantalising pleasure for days.
We decided to take things one step further and set out to find some of the most bizarre and radical condoms on the market.
So here’s five of the craziest and brilliant condoms money can buy.
What a world…