‘Lizard men abducted me to the moon for sex,’ claims woman, as the world shakes their head and lets out a collective sigh.
These lizard men abducted former U.S. air force radar operator Niara Terela Isley, taking her to the moon for nightly sex and box stacking, apparently.
Isley made the claims in her book, saying she only remembered the horrific events under hypnosis – those lizard bastards had wiped her memory, you see.
The ordeal, which took place in 1980, saw her transported to a ‘secret base on the dark side of the moon’ eight to ten times. The alien lizards also made her perform manual labour, including lifting and stacking mysterious boxes, which may or may not have contained evil mischief.
I was very poorly fed and worked hard during the day cycle, operating some kind of electronic equipment for excavation at times, and doing physical manual labor at others, such as lifting and stacking boxes.
Worst of all, I was used for sex during what passed for night there, from man to man.
What our new reptilian overlords are keeping in their boxes remains a mystery.