Imagine a barbie sized doll of your naked self (you know, as you do) and you’re probably imagining a ‘Nudee’.
Nudees are the toys of nightmares – only they’re actually real.
In short, Nudees are doll-sized replicas of yourself designed by Firebox.
All you have to do to get one – not that you’d ever want one – is to visit the website and upload two hi-res pictures of your face to the website, and then just wait for their designers to work some of that creepy magic.
However, sending one of these to your neighbour could be a creepy as fuck prank – that’s one benefit.
From that moment on, your head is reproduced by sculptors using state of the art 3D print technology to recreate your facial features in haunting miniature form.
To add to the horror, the company claim that the dolls are merely a ‘nu-dee version of you-ee’. Wow…
But, you don’t need to send in any body snaps (sorry Kim) – as when ordering you are forced to choose one from just three body types: curvy, muscular, or slim – each just as terrifying as the last.
Perhaps even more scary is the fact that these petrifying three dimensional nightmares will set you back a whopping £149.
Emily Herriott of Firebox said:
We reach into the darkest part of our minds to create personalised products.
Apparently, it takes about a month for your Nudee to arrive so make sure you plan for that when ordering the creepiest gift of all time.