An American man was arrested after turning heads at his local grocery store by having a shit on a self checkout machine.
23-year-old Colin Murphy was reportedly visiting a Kroger store in Hyde Park, Ohio, when he stripped down in full view of an employee and took a dump on the U-Scan machine.
According to Rare, Murphy was drunk at the time and slurring his words.
Murphy was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct and public indecency, and appeared in court on Monday, reports The Smoking Gun.
The judge barred Murphy from visiting the store again and set his bail at $2,000 (£1,400). He is scheduled for a pre-trial hearing today, June 1.
It isn’t the first time Murphy has fallen foul of the law. In 2014, he is reported to have broken into an Ohio school where he caused $100,000 (£69,000) worth of damage to several rooms.
This guy clearly needs help.