Epic Photoshop Battle Commences As Man Buys First Legal Non-Medical Marijuana

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What better excuse for a Reddit Photoshop battle than the joyful expression on this man’s face as he buys the first legal marijuana?

The unknown man bought his non-medical weed with a stack of notes in the state of Colorado back in 2014. Overnight, he became a viral sensation for looking terrified, feverish and itching for a joint.

He looks just like a kid in a candy shop… Or a strip club, according to this, the highest performing feat of Photoshop trickery doing the rounds again on Reddit.

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His poker face is going to get him into some hot water.

Don’t gamble while stoned, kids:

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The stoner was way out of his element here.

He should’ve stuck with Malia Obama instead:

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Clever editors have positioned the man in your totally normal situation in which money changes hands.

It is titled ‘A Simple Job Interview’:

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But apparently drugs and the criminal underbelly stil go together like a wink and a smile.

This one is a real stick up:

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Smoke responsibly – you know, surrounded by flame retardant materials.

In this scene, the guy blazed too hard:

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This photoshopped image offers a politically topical twist on the original request.

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It totally explains why the Presidential candidates have been acting so strangely; they’re clearly high:

Some computer whizzes have placed the man in more familiar but more covert drug deal settings.

This valiant effort with MS Paint earns its place on the Reddit feed:

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