People Reveal Their Worst Drunk Texts, And They’re Brilliant

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Let’s face it, it’s not an uncommon scenario – you wake up in the morning feeling decidedly worse for wear after a heavy night of drinking.

Then all of a sudden, through the booze induced haze and the beginnings of a pounding headache you vaguely remember sending a message…

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You reach for your phone in a panic and lo and behold, there it is – after years of successfully keeping your feelings safely bottled up you finally broke and sent a three page text to your best mate’s girlfriend telling her that you’ve been in love with her since the moment you met.

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Well, maybe not exactly that, but something along those lines. And thanks to the good people of Reddit, we can now console ourselves in the knowledge that other people’s drunken text fuck ups are much worse than our own, reports The Independent.

In the thread ‘What is the worst drunk text you’ve ever sent?’ people seemed only too happy to share their woes…

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There’s the classic declarations of love/lust:

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The loss of all spelling knowledge:

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Inappropriate nudes:

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Things you never want to know about your parents:

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Extreme hanger:

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And even a murder confession:

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Thanks booze.


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The Independent

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