Seth Rogen has revealed he thinks it’s no accident Orlando Bloom was photographed with his old chap on show for the world to see.
Bloom caused a bit of a stir, making headlines around the world earlier this month when he was photographed completely starkers while on holiday in Sardinia with girlfriend, Katy Perry.
Although it was pitched as ‘accidental’, Rogen thinks it was a pre-planned stunt by the 39-year-old.
I think the philosophy might be: “It’s a competitive market, I’m Orlando Bloom, I’ve been great for years but you know what, there are all these new kids out there — the Jamie Dornans of the world coming up — maybe I gotta show my dick to make people remember Orlando Blooms is a fucking OG.”
On a subconscious level, people will probably buy more tickets to the big dick guy.
Rogen also added that if Bloom had a film out that he wanted to promote it ‘would be the best viral marketing of all time’.
Bloom’s most recent movie – Digging For Fire – failed to set either audiences or critics alight – making a measly £91,000 ($119,000).
And it sounds like the ‘stunt’ is working. Even Rogen said he is probably more likely to cast him now:
I would be lying if I said I wasn’t more inclined to put him in something now that I saw he has a great dick.
You wouldn’t be on a paddle board with your cock out if you didn’t have a big dick.
But it’s not just his penis that Rogen admires, as he added: “He is a super nice guy. He is very nice.”