Guy Uses Ridiculous Geography Chat Up Lines, Creepily Carries On After Being Rejected

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Everyone likes a nice bit of word play right? But is trying to chat someone up via messenger the right platform for it?

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For a reason that only he knows, this guy decided the way to this woman’s heart was through a series of badly chosen geographical sex-analogies.

Maybe some people would go for it, but hitting off a conversation by asking a woman how big her vagina is probably won’t get you far in general:

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Weirdly, this guy decided to press ahead – maybe he thought ‘what the hell, I’ve started so I’ll finish’ – and unphased by his prospective partner’s obvious aversion to his ridiculous advances continued down the path…

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It seems like he either needs to come up with some better sex euphemisms or change his approach entirely – I’d go with option two…


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