Let’s be honest, we’ve all seen Orlando Bloom’s third Legolas by now. It was literally all over social media for weeks. You saw it. Don’t lie.
It turns out that one of the first things the Hollywood actor did once the pictures leaked was text his ex-wife. As you do.
Before his high profile relationship with Katy Perry, Bloom was married to supermodel Miranda Kerr and he thought he’d give her a heads up before she inevitably saw the pictures.
Speaking on The Kyle and Jackie O radio show, Kerr revealed what her ex text her.
The 33-year-old said:
Oh my God, he texts me and was like ‘um, I’m really embarrassed, some photos are coming out, just thought I should let you know.’ And I was like, hmmm… right, what were you thinking? Seriously?!
She went on to say she was just as perplexed as us that Bloom was casually paddle-boarding with his bloomer out.
I’ve noticed there’s a theme running here. I don’t know if you’ve seen the same photos, but even when people are paddle-boarding, people are supposed to be wearing pants of some description.
I’m going to send Orlando a pair of both [trousers/shorts] because he, you know, might like either of those.
Might want to wear those pants next time, Orlando. Unless you really like all this publicity which is really doing your career no harm at all.