I think sexy Donald Trump is the biggest oxymoron I can think of, but believe it or not, there is now a costume for all of you who get off to a mangy toupe (racist attitude is not included in the outfit price).
For just $69.95 you can make everyone around you feel really uncomfortable this halloween with the Donna T. Rumpshaker, Elite Daily reports.
Of course you’ve been able to dress up as the douchebag who is going to ‘Make America
Hate Great’ again for a while, but this is a first for his sexualisation.
The outfit includes a white sleeveless shirt with an attached collar, an attached red tie, a royal blue faux blazer and royal blue booty shorts. The hat and wig are sold separately, which is fucking daylight robbery when the outfit cost just under $70.
In case dressing up like America’s worst presidential candidate yet just doesn’t do it for you (can’t think why), then Yandy has covered all bases with a Hilary Clinton outfit as well.
With this American presidential race it seems like it’s all tricks and no treats.
But let’s distract ourselves from the political tragedy that may be about to occur with sexy outfits and wigs.