Turns Out Kanye West Once Made A Game About A Giant Penis

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Kanye West once made a game about a giant dick. Not himself mind, an actual giant phallus with feet and eyes. It’s a far cry from his recent announcement for his game that sees players guiding his dead mum to heaven, that’s for sure. 

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Turns out he made this particular gem at the tender age of 12, and was actually how he started making beats – his game needed a soundtrack, so I guess we can thank a game about knobs and vaginas for the eventual birth of Graduation. Who’d have guessed?

Mr West recalls:

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First beat I did was in seventh grade, on my computer. I got into doing beats for the video games I used to try to make. My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I’m 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You’d have to draw in and program every little step—it literally took me all night to do a step, ’cause the penis, y’know, had little feet and eyes.

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I kind of want to take that whole quote and put it on a T-shirt.

Sadly no footage of Super Penis Adventure (that’s what I imagine it was called) exists, so we’ll just have to assume that it was a real game-changer. In the meantime, you can check out his new game above, which does actually look quite nice – whatever your opinion on it.


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