Katie Price has finally answered the question that literally no one ever asked.
At an exclusive event, An Evening With Katie Price in (ahem) Gateshead, the ex-glamour model and mum-of-five revealed which of her ex boyfriends has the biggest dick.
She charmed audiences with a no-holds-barred Q&A in which she admitted that Leo Penna’s appendage was so large she repeatedly got cystitis throughout their relationship, which sounds really romantic.
She quickly added that her current husband was so well endowed she could only ‘take the tip’, which is an image I have tried and failed to scrub from my mind’s eye.
Don’t believe her? Katie urged audiences to ‘Google it’. Conversely, I advise you do no such thing. Dicks aside, Katie also opened up about her sexual history with women.
I have had time with a woman, not a relationship, but only when I am drunk, never sober.
You know when you’re with your mates like in a room, mucking about, like the playboy mansion.
Price casually added:
I have like had threesomes and all of that. It was years ago.
Yet another totally pointless but equally sordid interview for the Price family history books.