Kylie Jenner has a lot of money to burn. Never has this sad fact been more evident and worrisome than now, when money can apparently buy you anything, including imminent world domination.
As her country faces political division and upheaval, Kylie chose this moment in time to take her fans on a tour around one of her two £6 million Hidden Hills home in Hollywood.
…Because we can all rely on our least favourite professional nobodies, the Kardashians, to rub salt in our wounds and splash the cash in our financially unstable faces.
On Snapchat yesterday, Kylie gave the people who couldn’t think of anything better to watch (like, oh, I don’t know, the news) a quick video tour of her house, revealing some NSFW secrets tucked away in the mansion.
Evidently, Kylie has so much money and so much square-footage that she doesn’t know what to do with it all, so she’s accommodated for all her family and friends – in particular the men in her life – in the weirdest way ever.
Jenner has installed a Boys’ Room in her house that she’s filled with Playboy magazines…
If this room is anything to go by, Kylie’s perceived gender stereotypes and social ability are stuck in the dark ages.
Apparently she thinks that all boys would rather spend their leisure time looking at soft porn and wanking in solitary silence than hanging out in the same room as real life three-dimensional women who smell and feel nice.
It’s an interior design move that is oddly reminiscent of American high school discos during which the boys and the girls hover on opposite sides of the room until someone spikes the punch…
For 19-year-old underage Kylie, whose entrance hall boasts a huge (but empty) wine cellar, this is a relatable and also frustrating situation.
Maybe that’s why she looks so fucking miserable standing in front of it.
Clearly Kylie is so god-awful to hang out with, she’s very kindly designated a man cave for her boyfriend Tyga in which he can escape from her vanity and dulcet vocal-fry voice.
At least she’s using all of that money philanthropically, which is a lot more than we can say for other rich American reality TV stars.