Kylie Jenner got a cold serving of revenge yesterday, when her brother Rob Kardashian tweeted her phone number.
Needless to say, America never looks a gift horse in the mouth. Diverting their attention from the Presidential debate, multitudes of fans and haters alike bombarded Kylie with messages of varying tones.
Some asked for money, nude snaps, Pablo tour tickets and Yeezy’s. Personally, I would’ve asked her to take a sabbatical from social media and leave us all in peace.
— Carefree✨ (@Richie_Rach) September 27, 2016
— Tan Iverson (@SonFisherman_) September 27, 2016
— FKA Wyetthasspoken (@FKAWyettHS) September 27, 2016
— 🔪 (@journaIsus) September 27, 2016
It’s a savage sibling prank from Rob – we’re guessing Kylie had to put her Snapchat story on hold and mute her phone, which must’ve been really, really hard.
All this drama over a baby shower.
Kylie’s # +1 (818) 482-5859 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I ain’t hacked either this is rob dog lol
— ROBERT KARDASHIAN (@robkardashian) September 27, 2016Advertisement
Didn’t invite the Mother of my child to a baby shower you all were trying to throw for me ‼️? You all must have lost your damn minds ,,,🙋🏿
— ROBERT KARDASHIAN (@robkardashian) September 27, 2016
To be fair, forgetting to invite the mother of Rob’s child, Blac Chyna – and vicariously the baby – to a shower is either the dumbest or shadiest thing we’ve heard in 2016… And we’ve heard from Donald Trump a lot this year.
Speaking of which, people on Twitter seemed to have a hard time flitting between the Presidential debate and the unfolding Kardashian drama.
They’ve clearly never been introduced to the concept of double-screening, which would’ve allowed them to text Kylie profanities and follow the impending future of their nation at the same time.
— Keita Moore (@Kilprity) September 27, 2016
The debate is the governments way of distracting us from the fact that Rob Kardashian released Kylie Jenner’s number #staywoke
— mike (@nawstymike) September 27, 2016
Rob Kardashian just trumped Trump for the pettiest person tonight.
— Brandon Edler (@MrBrando3) September 27, 2016
don’t let the election distract you from the real issues: Rob Kardashian tweeted out Kylie’s phone number https://t.co/IsEMvSHtQIAdvertisement
— farwz (@farwzaz) September 27, 2016
Maybe Kylie Jenner is, as suspected, a cyborg controlled from Trump Tower designed to suck the intelligence from Americans and blindly lead them astray to vote for the walking wig himself… Or maybe that’s beyond even Team Trump.
Either way, Rob’s revenge plot just added to – or distracted from – the 21st century circus that is American politics right now.