Here’s How To Have Amazing Sex With A Micro-Penis

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Affecting just 0.6 per cent of the world’s population, micro-penis are the butt of countless jokes, insults, and nightmares – but it isn’t all that funny. 

Picture the scene – you’ve been going out for a couple of weeks, you take her back to your flat, you know what’s going to happen, she knows what’s going to happen – but you’ve got a micro-penis.

I’m sure every man on the planet Earth can sympathise with such a nightmarish scenario. Christ, I can’t imagine anything worse – but is that the end of story? Is there nothing to be done, to quote Beckett?  Yes there is, according to The Daily Dot.

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A Reddit post went viral recently revealing the horror and torment being burdened with an appendage shorter than 2.7 inches really is.

It read:

I’ve read just about every single article, study, and forum post about micro-penises and the consensus is that women don’t get pleasure from penetrative sex at all. In movies, you see the two main characters get together and it’s very romantic, they kiss and start to have sex, they’re both moaning and loving it.

It seriously breaks my heart to know that I’ll never be able to give a woman that experience. I know that I can learn to give cunnilingus (and I’ve read a lot on the topic), but it’s just not the same. Women talk about being “filled up” like it’s the most amazing feeling in the world.

It hurts to know that I can’t provide that feeling. I’ve tried to kill myself before. I broke into a building and was standing on the roof about to jump, but I just couldn’t do it. I stayed there for hours trying to find the balls to do it, but apparently they’re small too.

It’s mind-numbingly depressing to think that having a few inches less then the majority of men can wreak such mental havoc to push a man towards suicide. But yet again it is that eternal worry of being abnormal just due to the unfortunate accident of your genetic makeup.

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However, there is an alternative – as a sex therapist explained to The Daily Dot.

Sexpert, Elizabeth McGrath explained:

So much of what keeps people down, makes them feel awful, are these ideas about what good sex is, and it’s a box, a very, very small box. For somebody with a micropenis or their partner, not fitting in that box is very painful.

Instead of focusing entirely on penetrative sex, McGrath suggests that those burdened with a micro-penis should shift the focus and experiment.

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She added:

There’s humping, there’s grinding, there’s rubbing the penis on the labia or on the side, and then it expands into ‘What kind of fun things can we do together?’

Look at it as an opportunity to find new things rather than focus on one way of doing it specifically.

McGrath also suggested investing in some sex toys to spice things up in the bedroom – or even a penile extender which can be added to the penis, similarly to how a condom is attached.

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However she concluded by saying that you should simply be confident in yourself and be willing to find new things to excite both you and your partner when it comes to doing the deed.


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