Man Calls Police Because His Girlfriend Wouldn’t ‘Give Him Any Ass’

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UNILAD Screen Shot 2015 10 08 at 19.47.1751 Man Calls Police Because His Girlfriend Wouldnt Give Him Any AssSpartanburg County Police

Time for a healthy reminder of some of the stupid shit that can happen as a result of drinking too much.

Patrick Doggett called his local law enforcement unit after his girlfriend refused to sleep with him after he had spent the day drinking.

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The 53-year-old from South Carolina got into bed with Faye Woodruff and proceeded to pester her for nookie, despite the fact her grandchild was in the bed too.

Doggett got up and dialled 911 to report his ’emergency’ and then sat outside the house with another drink whilst awaiting the arrival of police.

When officers arrived they found Doggett in the front yard and he emphasized his point by turning to the house and shouting “fuck that bitch”.

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UNILAD Screen Shot 2015 10 08 at 19.21.5816 Man Calls Police Because His Girlfriend Wouldnt Give Him Any AssSpartanburg County Police

Having spoken to Woodruff it was made clear that Doggett was confused and “did not know where he was at”, before being arrested for public intoxication.

Apparently he was so drunk he had to be kept in a holding cell whilst at Spartanburg County Jail.

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Doggett will appear in court on Monday at 8:30am to plead his case, but in an act of solidarity his girlfriend refused to file a statement against him.

It must be love.


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