Man Dies After Crashing Car While Trying To Watch Porn

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A man from Michigan has died after crashing his car while watching porn.

The incident occurred shortly after 3:30AM on Sunday morning with the 58-year-old reported dead at the scene.

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According to Fox 2 Detroit the man was not wearing a seatbelt or pants when he rolled his car on an entrance ramp to Interstate-75.

The man was reportedly found partially ejected from the vehicles sun roof.

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Fox also reported that Michigan state police later confirmed that the deceased man had been masturbating while behind the wheel.

It is tragic that this guy lost his life but it does serve as a pretty solid example of why it’s important to give the road your full attention.

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If you are ever feeling drowsy while in control of a car just pull over, take a breather, grab a coffee, and then maybe blast some of your favourite tunes.

If you absolutely have to wank then find somewhere appropriate. Stationary, and appropriate.


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