If for some reason you aren’t aware by now, Justin Bieber has a dick. We know this because pictures of it have very recently become visible online, causing the internet to melt.
The Biebs is on holiday in Bora Bora with model Jayde Pierce, where he decided to go for a skinny dip. At some point during this naked swim his junk was photographed, and here we are. On the internet. All talking about Justin Bieber’s dick.
Since the news broke you’ve all been very busy. Here are some of the best reactions so far.
There was outrage:
If you look closely at @justinbieber's dick you can see that it's TOTALLY NOT OK TO BE LOOKING AT SOMEONE'S DICK WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT.
— Michael Beveridge (@mickyb273) October 8, 2015
This guy got a bit creepy:
— Jason Farone (@jasonfarone) October 7, 2015
Here come the conspiracy theories. The plot thickens:
The #JustinBieberNude are fake he is missing basically all the tattoos in the "picture"
— Gabby Lynn (@Gabby__R) October 7, 2015
This absolute badass:
yes i did search justin bieber to see his dick And What? Fuk You Mom I Do Wat I Want
— follow @slimegurl (@slimegurlold) October 7, 2015
A lot of people were pleasantly surprised:
if thats actually justin bieber god damN his dick is quite lovely
— sal (@salptl) October 7, 2015
Plot twist: Justin Bieber's flaccid dick is actually pretty thick and a decent size
— UCN (@UCN2003) October 7, 2015
And the rest:
— William Flores (@William_EFlores) October 7, 2015
justin bieber got me like pic.twitter.com/uM78vmmpJH
— sarah taylor (@sarahisuperad) October 8, 2015
I just came here to have a good time and all I see is Justin bieber's nudes everywhere
— amanda¨̮ (@amanda_slater9) October 8, 2015
Oh ok #JustinBieber stands naked on a porch and he gets Twitter famous. I stand naked on a porch and I get questioned by police.
— Josiah (@HiyaJosiah) October 7, 2015
Justin Bieber's mentions right now pic.twitter.com/TYfnsEZ8Qi
— First We Feast (@firstwefeast) October 7, 2015
And just because we love you:
— Nando's Australia (@NandosAUS) October 7, 2015