This Is Why Kim Jong-un Keeps Firing Missiles Into The Sea

By : Joseph Loftus |


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It seems like every other day the power-junkie that is Kim Jong-un goes and sticks his chunky little fingers on a missile launch button and fires away.

But would you be surprised to hear that Kim orders missiles to be fired when he gets a tad upset about U.S. policy towards North Korea?

According to UPI, the former sushi chef for Kim’s dad, Kim Jong-il, told Japanese newspaper Mainichi Shimbun that the younger Kim’s moments of military madness are pulled randomly out of thin air.

The chef, known as Kenji Fujimoto, has made the decision to speak to press following his last visit to Pyongyang, North Korea just last week.

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He added that while Kim ‘has no mind to start a war’, every time he sends a messenger to the U.S, ‘the envoy is forced to face false charges’.

It appeared that the sushi chef was attempting to say that Kim Jong-un had grown irritated and tired of U.S. sanctions and military threats – so in retaliation, Kimmy fires missiles into the Sea of Japan (over and over again).

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Although, you can kind of see how Kim gets frustrated, especially with Obama’s interview with Charlie Rose this week, in which he reportedly said:

We could, obviously, destroy North Korea with our arsenals. But aside from the humanitarian costs of that, they are right next door to our vital ally, [South Korea].

Just this time last month, North Korea launched yet another missile into the Sea of Japan, but you’re probably left with one last interminable question – with all this going on, what’s the sex like in North Korea?


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