Guy Finds Something Absolutely Vile In His ‘Orange Soda’

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There are a lot of fucked up things on the Internet, and a lot of fucked up stories on Reddit, especially – but sometimes even a simple fuck up story can be beyond repulsing. 

This poor sod, known only as Grof_77, decided to tell his story on Reddit’s infamous TIFU page, about that time he unfortunately drank a can of ‘inhabited soda’.

However, don’t be fooled into thinking that it’s as simple as that, because I assure you, it is one hell of a lot more revolting.

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Grof starts the post by simply writing: ‘This one is for all you bug lovers’. Yep, this is getting me queasy already.

He continues:

This actually happened several months ago, not today, but that day I was sitting at my desk with a can of orange soda relaxing, as you do. I don’t remember the specific reason, but at some point I got up to go do something and ended up being away for a couple hours. When I returned, about half of the soda was still left and I decided to take a big swig of it.

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And again:

Keep in mind that at the time, there was a bug problem in our house that has since been mostly resolved, and also it was very dark in my room.

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Now, think back to that first line. ‘This one is for all you bug lovers’.

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When I first had the misfortune of reading this hair raising anecdote, it was at this point I desperately wanted to intervene and tear the can from Grof’s lips like a superhero from an insecticide advert.

But I couldn’t, and you can’t either – we’re just left anxiously waiting for the next sickening sentence.

You might want to get some mouthwash on hand:

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Immediately after drinking I noticed the sensation of a lot of small, soft things in my mouth and after a few seconds of confusion I looked down at the can to see hundreds of ants crawling over the top and inside.

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And, yes, unfortunately for our hero, Grof, the story gets inevitably worse:

That’s when I realized the things in my mouth were moving. I proceeded to spit a mixture of soda and ants out of my mouth in disgust and shock.

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One punny Redditor then asked: ‘Was it fANTa?’

He concludes the nightmare with a Too Long Didn’t Read, summing up the horror which we have been forced to sit through – ‘ I drank some soda without realizing that the soda was infested with ants and it wasn’t fun’.

Oh deary me…


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