NOPE: This Box Is The Most Hideously Disgusting Thing Ever

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We all know that the Internet is a disgusting and weird place but this is probably one of the most appalling things I’ve ever seen.

The box in the picture below is called ‘cumbox’ and is basically what it says on the tin, a cardboard box that a man has ejaculated into for the last three years or so.

For those who don’t want to see the foul box, I’ll do my best to describe it. Imagine a damp box, filled with black and grey mould, held together by years of jizz and unspeakable splatter marks on its side.

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Apparently, it smells as well…

The monstrous box comes to us from Reddit, specifically the user ‘The_Museum_Curator‘, although he’s not the owner of the box, he just shared the story.

In the original thread, the now-deleted user wrote: 

Well, it is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a shoebox, or at least once was, and whenever I masturbate I cum into it. I’ve had it for two or three years now I think, so it has a fair amount of cum.

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Worst of all, the creepy box is apparently indestructible, as the owner discovered when he tried to burn it.

He hypothesises that the years of cum seeping into it has made it too damp to be lit on fire, while my guess is that the spirits of all the unborn children he’s spaffed into the box are now protecting it.

He explained:

When I lit it on fire, it was too damp due to the cum that it simply sizzled and didn’t manage to actually light up.

Turns out burning cum smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt cum away.

It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That’s pretty much it.

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Why did he make the box? He claims that it just happened one day and, after buying new shoes, he needed somewhere to cum and just decided to use the box.

From there, things just escalated and he just never got around to throwing it out.

If you’ve got to this part of the story and you’ve managed to read it all without vomiting, congratulations on your iron stomach!

Now if you’ll excuse us…

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