Last year I worked six months for a large town’s newspaper, and in the office, some coffee crazed maverick had the orgasm of all coffee companions – hazelnut milk.
And yes, I was the bastard that for six months straight would top my Americano off with more than a drizzle of his incredibly tasty milk.
Fortunately for me, I escaped justice (so far as I know), but one prolific coffee creamer thief didn’t escape that easily.
So picture the scene, you’ve been enjoying some woman’s coffee ‘creamer’ for weeks on end – something you think she isn’t onto.
And then, according to the Daily Mail, one morning, our unsuspecting thief went to get his typical morning brew only this time there was a note written on the bottle.
In case you can’t see it clearly, the note read:
Good morning! To whomever has been enjoying my coffee creamer all week … surprise!!! You’ve been drinking my BREAST MILK.
Hope you enjoyed. Cheers! —B.
P.S. it’s organic. So no worries 🙂Advertisement
And that right there is yet another reason why you should put your co-worker’s milk, lunch, or fruit right back where it belongs and act like you never even knew it was there.
For others, however, it might already be too late – you could’ve been drinking breast milk for years.
'Surprise! You've been drinking my breast milk!': Woman gets revenge on office thief who stole her 'cream' from the fridge with note telling them what they were REALLY putting in their coffee Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3700820/Woman-gets-revenge-office-thief-stole-cream-coffee-leaving-note-tell-fact-breast-milk.html#ixzz4F7qPwRP7 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook