’90s Porn With The Sex Removed Is F*cking Hilarious

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Getting your head around the complex storylines embedded within porn films is a nightmare, what with all those distracting sex scenes.

Thankfully one dedicated YouTuber, known as Historical Paroxysm, has taken the time to edit a series of ’90s adult movies in order to remove any scenes where cast members bump uglies.

The result is quite simply fantastic – so sit back, relax, and prepare for some of the most astounding dialogue you have ever heard.

It is amazing they managed to complete that bald eagle jigsaw puzzle considering the overwhelming smell that has possessed the house.

And thanks to the ‘serious rat problem’ we are pretty much promised a sequel – very clever.

It seems that not having sex has left the male performer with some serious health concerns though.

Sexy music, semi-graphic surgery, and a shock death – this is already on a par with Hayden Christensen’s Awake.

Somebody get these script writers an Oscar nomination!


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