Driverless Cars Could Promote More Sex Behind The Wheel, Warn Experts

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The topic of driverless cars seems to be one which makes the news every single day, however the topic of sex in driverless cars isn’t – but it’s certainly raising a lot of eyebrows. 

According to the Mirror, the U.S. and Canadian governments are both desperately trying to develop further laws to deal with autonomous cars before they get released to the public.

Why? Because they’re scared of the risqué dangers we could get up to in the back seats of our automobiles, or so experts say.

However, the main thing this whole tirade of madness makes me wonder is, who the hell are these self-driving car sex experts?

 

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Well, enter Barrie Kirk, a spokesman for the Canadian Automated Vehicles Centre of Excellence, who has said:

I am predicting that, once computers are doing the driving, there will be a lot more sex in cars.

That’s one of several things people will do which will inhibit their ability to respond quickly when the computer says to the human, ‘Take over’.

To be completely fair to the horny passengers, a little sparkle of sex while on a tedious stretch of motorway could be key to enjoying the trip, but as you can probably imagine, it’s also highly, highly dangerous.

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Barrie went on to explain that although the cars are technically ‘driverless,’ there will be numerous times when humans need to hop up and urgently take control – and, as you would expect, sadly, being on the point of a heavenly euphoric climax can be pretty detrimental to your reaction time.

Other Canadian officials have reported that numerous Tesla drivers have engaged in ‘questionable practices’ while behind the wheel in the recent past.

Maybe just save it for the bedroom guys…


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