Guy Asks How Fast You Have To Swing Your D*ck For It To Catch Fire, Gets Answer

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You know how sometimes you can be sat there, probably on the toilet or trying to get to sleep and have the most random of thoughts?

Well that happened to one dude who wondered just how hard you would have to swing your penis for it to catch fire.

Now, while that is a disturbing thought, it is also a pretty interesting one, and there were some fairly interesting theories on Facebook, but the Daily Dot took it one step further and contacted some actual scientists to see what they thought.

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One claimed:

Anything that comes out of a calculation should not be regarded as some kind of magic threshold. It’s got to be a minimum threshold that has to be maintained for some time before sparks start to fly and magic happens.

Not that you’d imagine a guy considering his penis to be on fire ‘magic happening’, but there you go.

One physicist who spoke to the Daily Dot claimed:

The wiener would need to hit about 90,000 RPMs to achieve mach 4 at the tip (needed for ignition).

Given the penis would actually be ripped from the body if the force was 150-200 rpm, as it would exceed the tensile strength of the penis, no penis is going to catch on fire anytime soon – unless you light it in gasoline and have a match handy. Which we would strongly advise against.

We hope we cleared all that up for you.


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