This X-Rated Robbie Williams Moment Has Been Banned By The BBC

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Robbie Williams is no stranger to cock-driven controversy and a good old-fashioned blanket BBC ban.

So, it won’t come as a huge surprise to hear that the quintessentially British Broadcasting Corporation has removed an explicit clip from a recent episode of The Graham Norton Show, featuring the 42-year-old lovable rogue.

In scenes only slightly less strange than the music video for Rock DJ –┬áin which the former Take That band mate peeled off his own skin and chucked his bodily organs at some naked dancing models – Robbie told an anecdote detailing the ‘sexcapades’ of his early career, shocking his fellow interviewees.

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You remember the story? Here’s the abridged version:

Back in the day, I was renting a castle. We were renting it to rehearse in for a tour.
I was in this big room in this castle. I’ve got this sleeping bag. I woke up and I was laying on my bed. I was cognisant and I was awake but I hadn’t opened my eyes yet. I was getting more and more confused because I could swear there was somebody in my room.
I could swear that they were tidying up or cleaning or something. Sure enough, I open my eyes and there was a lady at the bottom of the bed. She could have been anywhere from 28 to 58. She’s got this headset on, it’s got this tape on it and the lead went down to cassette player.
We were well into the days of CDs at this time and I was like, ‘Wow.’ But you just woke up so you don’t really know what’s going on. She looks at me. I look at her. I went, ‘Alright?’ She went, ‘Alright?’ She looked on the floor where my underpants were, and she went, ‘Calvin Kleins? Pussy!’
I’m like, okay, this is definitely really weird. She went, ‘Have you got morning glory?’ This is back in the day when I used to have morning glory! So I was like, ‘Yeah!’ She says, ‘I’ll wank you off!’ I’m really young and I can close my eyes and pretend it’s somebody else, so it’s like, ‘Yeah, go on then!’
Anyway, she does the dirty deed and it’s confusing. I felt defiled. Off she went on her merry way! That night I was with the lady who ran the castle. I said, ‘Your cleaner’s weird!’ She said, ‘We don’t have cleaners on a Wednesday.’ It was just somebody who had walked in off the street come up and give me a hand job, and then left!

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It appears the BBC has taken the advice of living legend and all-round good egg, Daniel Radcliffe, who told Robbie that it wasn’t too late to back out of telling the story before Robbie went right ahead and told it anyway.

They have removed the segment from their official YouTube channel.

Happily, some quick-thinking sort has uploaded the full clip onto YouTube, so you can re-live the whole sorry tale all over again, if you so wish. Robbie will never be silenced.

Take That, Aunty Beeb, he does what he wants!


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