Female Ted Cruz Lookalike Agrees To Make Porno No One Asked For

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It feels like everyday somebody becomes a viral sensation for next to nothing. Last week we covered the model with legs like Chun-Li; a few days before we covered a girl who went huge for looking like Angelina Jolie.

But this one is different. This one is totally fucked up.

Last week, 21-year-old Searcy Hayes was just another normal and unknown girl from Mississippi.

But when she appeared on the Maury Povich show, looking to find the father of her child, it didn’t take long for social media users to point out her likeness to republican presidential hopeful, Ted Cruz.

But instead of the story ending there – things have took another huge turn as porn giants, XHamster, have offered Searcy $10,000 (£7,000) to make a 6-minute porno with her fiance. And they’ve said yes, according to the Huffington Post.

XHamster spokesman, Mike Kulich, told The Huffington Post:

We wanted Searcy because overnight she became a viral meme. I think a lot of XHamster viewers really wanted to see her in action.

Now personally, I don’t want ‘to see her in action’, but whatever floats your boat I guess.

Kulich added that the chances are slim for Ted Cruz to actually star in his own porno any time soon so this is the next best thing.

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Speaking about their decision to perform in the adult film, Hayes said:

I’m fine with it because everything is going to support my family. I want to get my son whatever he wants.

While her fiance said:

We want to buy a truck, pay off our house and we might get married. I never had anyone say, ‘Here’s $10,000! Go make a sex tape.

It’s kind of exciting and shocking to know she’s famous — she’s more famous than Madonna! I’m with a star.

Can’t say I agree that she’s more famous than Madonna – she’s merely a viral sensation for looking slightly like a repugnant presidential hopeful who is slowly but surely losing his chances of becoming republican candidate.

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However before the couple can bag their ten grand, they’ve got to whip out their bits and their camcorders and get it on for all the world to see.

Andy Warhol once famously said: ‘In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes’ – now I guess it only takes six. Six gruelling minutes of watching a Ted Cruz lookalike have sex.

Not for me thank you.


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