Guy Has Perfect Reply To Receiving Unwanted D*ck Pics

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A tech support officer has found a ri’dick’ulous way to get┬áback at strangers sending him photos of their penises.

Imgur user Syntax 1985 pretended to be a doctor and convinced an online exhibitionist that he had a yeast infection and needed to batter his penis to cure it.

The prankster has created the perfect response to unsolicited dick pics which leaves the sender scrubbing their pubes to get rid of the sticky batter.

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After receiving the photos, Syntax pretended to be a Urologist at Kings College hospital in London, telling the gullible guy that he had a ‘yeast infection at the tip of his penis’ and a ‘cancerous mole’ on his testicle.

The lad was quick to tell him that the mole was not cancerous but fell completely into the thrush trap.

Syntax said to him:

I noticed you have some abrasions on the top of the penis, probably caused by over masturbation without adequate lubricant.

Penile yeast infections may be caused by sexual intercourse with someone who has a yeast infection, or by poor hygiene.

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The guy not only believed him, but tried it and reported back.

In the perfect ending, the poor guy says:

damn that stuff really stuck to my pubes I had to shower to get it all out


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