Over-Sharing Guys Reveal Whether They Prefer Sex Or Blowjobs

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The men of Reddit have divulged the holy grail of insider sex knowledge.

In the biggest battle since Tyson and Bruno, blowjobs and sex have gone head to head (ahem) on an NSFW Reddit discussion board started by a woman who wants to know which men prefer.

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The results are in and are pretty much split down the middle. As we all know sex is a very subjective thing kids, so this is perhaps unsurprising.

All the same, it’s enjoyable to browse some of the unusual sexual preferences that have been condemned to the internet by some over-chatty guys.

Here are the fellas who are definitively pro-blow:

Like this unenthusiastic bed buddy…

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This mouthpiece…

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And this difficult customer who possibly moonlights as a casual homophobe…

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Not to mention this guy who looks out for number one…

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And ‘IAteTheWholeBanana’ – the aptly named female Reddit-user who’s had some good reviews…

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And this guy who just wants to play rough…

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Here are the guys who prefer PIV (which delicately stands for ‘penis in vagina’ sex, apparently):

Like this musical chap…

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And this martyr for the cause…

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And this guy who just crept in through the back door…

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This fool for love who’s re-evaluating everything…

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This guy who seems to think his partner is his plaything…

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And this straight-talking, straight-fucking kinda guy…

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Finally, here’s where it gets interesting with the undecided category for the confused and lonely:

Like the bendy boy who decided he needs no one else in the world…

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And this sex critic…

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And the anatomically specific Mr Soncho…

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This numbers guy…

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And this absolute howler…

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And finally, this guy who’s just fucking hangry…

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Whether you’re avoiding pregnancy, eye-contact or dominating your partner, it’s clear that in this crazy world there’s only one thing we call all decide on: That we fucking love talking about sex.


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