Kids Of Porn Stars Reveal How They Found Out What Their Parents Do

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There’s no denying that parents can be very embarrassing.

Unfortunately, blush-inducing humiliation from your mum or dad is just a part of growing up – and it happens to all of us.

When you’re 10, they embarrassingly hold your hand in public. When you’re 13, they yell ‘I love you’ out the car window at school. Then your teen years come and they sit your prom date down for a ‘safe sex’ talk, and finally, when you leave for college, they run after you with tears in their eyes screaming ‘make good choices’.

They’re all horrendously humiliating at the time, but they’re all harmless gestures that you can laugh about in your 20s. You could say, in the code levels of parent embarrassment, they’re all pretty much code green.

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Code red is not one many of us experience, but for these now grown-up children, it’s a very real part of life – finding out your parent is a porn star.

And depending on how you find out, that can understandably be the most embarrassing thing you’ll ever experience as a child.

A new Reddit thread asked people to share the times they found out their parents were involved in porn. And, boy, did they deliver.

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Reddit user Missmachineee didn’t find out until after college:

My mom didn’t start getting into it until I was about to leave for college. The computer was in my room, and soon I noticed a new webcam, which she never let me have when I wanted it. I would find lingerie items in my closet, but let it go because my mom can be a hot head.

I moved out to college and never really thought about it again. During this time, she had divorced and been dating again. When I was introduced to her new boyfriend, I was shocked. Huge house, nice car, the whole deal. As he was showing me around his house, we get into his office. Plastered all over the walls are pictures of him with naked women, and lanyards from conventions- porn conventions. This is where I made the connection again. I got bold and talked to my mom about it, turns out he owned a porn website and was helping her launch her career (while also being her sugar daddy).

I was shocked at first, mainly because my mother was the strictest woman growing up. My sister and I discussed it many nights, with her crying and telling me to not Google our mom. I never did.

Flash forward to now, I just talked to my mom today. She’s in Florida at a porn convention. She’s gotten a name in BDSM/ rope play and travels around the U.S. teaching classes at conventions, and she’s never been happier. She will be 51 this year. I just turned 26.

I’m happy for her. Still won’t google her name though.

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User jquest12 found out his friend’s mum was a porn star in the only way any teenage boy would hope:

Well I am not a child of a porn star, but I am the friend of a child who’s mother was a porn star, and I can tell you how we found out.

It was the summer of my freshmen year of high school, and we were at my friend “hadji” house and we were trying to sneak beers. So we came up with the idea to wait till his dad had a few too many and hide a few in the basement. We were 14, so not the best plan in the world. Anyway so his dad gets hammered, and we steal 3 or 4 beers for the next weekend, my other friend and I decide to hide them in a box….

Upon further investigation of the box it turned out to have some old hustlers, easy riders and all kinds of cheap porno mags. Well as a 14 year old we thought we hit the jackpot, a huge box of porn and 4 bud lights, we were in heaven! As we are looking through the magazines “hadji” came down to see if we had found a spot for the beers.

“WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN THAT BOX?!?!” we were a bit perplexed as to why he was pissed off and screaming at us for finding every 14 year olds dream box, that’s when we turned the page, and there was his mom. Wow! Seeing your first hustler is always a thing that’s hard to comprehend, but when it’s your friends mom who brought you orange slices to soccer practice, it puts it on a whole nother level.

Till the end of High School “hadji’s” house became the place that all the teenage boys went too.

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So next time you’re embarrassed by your mum hugging you in public, spare a thought for these guys.

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