Man Injects Viagra Directly Into Penis, Guess What Happens…

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One man who decided to inject Viagra directly into his penis found out that was not such a good idea, and took to Reddit to share his story.

The Reddit user, who called himself ‘sore cock’, so at least he has a sense of humour left, told his story in the TIFU (Today I Fucked Up) thread, and it’s certainly one to read.

The 31 year old is married to a 27 year old woman, and they love sex. Sex with each other, sex with other people, sex parties. You name it, they love it.

Sadly for Mr Sore Cock, what he thought would be a very good time turned out to be a very, very hard one, and in the worst possible way.

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Everything seemed like such a good idea at first:

So…I got a little greedy. I saw a urologist and told him I had erectile dysfunction. He prescribed various pills, none of which seemed to prolong my hard-on.

So the next step was injections straight into the side of the penis. (I called it Viagra in the post title, but actually it’s called TriMix. Same effect though.)

I initially balked at the idea, but after doing some reading on this particular medication (it lasts several hours and makes your cock hard as a diamond), I gave it a second thought.

So I filled the prescription and decided to give it a try last night. (To answer a question I’m sure is many readers’ minds, no, it’s not very painful at all.)

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Sex, lots and lots of sex seemed in store…

So I got the wife on board for a night of marathon sex, injected myself, and almost instantly got the thickest and hardest erection I’ve ever experienced. I almost didn’t recognize my dick.

Walking around the house with my massive shlong wagging around was great. We had a great fuck-fest that had to be cut short, to two hours, only because she was getting sore…and so was I…

I came…twice…and it only got HARDER. I started pouring cold water over it. Nothing. I took four Sudafed pills (as suggested online when you get an out-of-control erection). Nothing.

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And then it began to get serious. Seriously embarrassing that is…

I started exercising major muscle groups, doing endless sets of push-ups, pull-ups, squats, etc. (also recommended online, in order to divert the blood). Nothing. Three hours in, it was starting to really hurt…and I was starting to panic.

Knowing that the medication came with a warning that prolonged erections lasting longer than 4 hours require emergency medical attention, I rushed to the ER.

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He obviously had to take himself to hospital…

Telling the elderly hispanic woman in triage what happened wasn’t fun. I was writhing in pain at this point, and my cock was so sensitive and painful, I could not walk and required a wheelchair because the sensation of it rubbing against my shorts as I walked was incredibly painful.

Yes, I was awkwardly covering up my erection the entire time.

Eventually I got wheeled into a room. I got two full doses of morphine before I calmed down a bit. 40 minutes later, a team of doctors and nurses came in.

The resident doctor was a young, cute Indian woman who – unlike the others in the room who tried very hard to act serious – read me and the situation better and made it pretty clear that she thought this was all pretty hilarious and cheered me up immediately, by turns making fun of me and being very vaguely flirtatious.

Eventually they got a butterfly needle and proceeded to extract a STUPENDOUS amount of blood out of my cock, as the doctors took turns squeezing my dick like a lemon.

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So basically guys, the moral of the story is do NOT misuse drugs, be it erectile dysfunction or any other kind, because the results will not be pleasurable.

In the end at least.

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