Man Sees Penis Split In Drive-By Banana Attack

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In a seriously bizarre piece of news, one man has been admitted to hospital after seeing his penis split open in a drive by banana attack.

The victim was from Westfield, Massachusetts, US, and claims that the attack happened after a banana was thrown out of a window and hit his penis.

While it might sound like a bit of a joke, the guy was actually seriously hurt, and was found by he side of the road after screaming for help.

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Officer Richard Mazza claimed:

The male party stated he was “struck in the banana by a banana”. When asked what he meant, he stated he was struck in the groin by a banana thrown out of the window of a passing vehicle.

In a small piece of good news for the poor guy, he at least got signed off from work by his doctor for a day.

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