Marnie Simpson Releases Naked Picture In Strangest Relationship Move Ever

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Marnie Simpson has responded to split rumours in the only way she knows how: Naked.

The Geordie Shore exhibitionist posted a Snapchat yesterday of her on-again-off-again boyfriend, Lewis Bloor displaying his manhood totally nude.

…Because if there’s anything guaranteed to quash split rumours, its a naked reality TV ‘star’ windmilling.

Marnie Simpson sparked break up rumours when she deleted all evidence of TOWIE‘s Bloor on her Instagram account.

After meeting just months ago in the privacy and organic environment of Celebrity Big Brother, the couple have overshared almost the entirety of their relationship, in varying states of undress.

Thus, it’s no surprise that Marnie decided to put the break up rumours to bed with a nice naked dick video, because a nice picture of a romantic dinner date just wouldn’t suffice.

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A photo posted by Marnie Simpson / MarnieGShore (@marniesimpson) on

Yesterday, Marnie told the ladies on Loose Women:

It’s really, really tough just because we live so far away from each other.

We had an argument and I went and deleted every single picture of him off Instagram but I’m immature… But I forget that everyone’s looking.

When u meet someone who makes you happy, hold on to them @marniegshore 🐘❤️

A photo posted by Lewis Bloor (@lewisbloor1) on

That double-edged B-lister fame sword swings its cruel blade again, as Lewis Bloor weighs in with his own public display of affection for Marnie.

You guessed it, they’re in bed. Naked.

She added, ‘We’re working through it, but it’s hard’…Not from the looks of the Snapchat, it isn’t.

The video proves that 2016 has been the most naked year in media history, putting the nail in the coffin of Simspon and Bloor’s dignity and modesty.

Literally any other picture of you guys together would’ve sufficed, thanks Marnie.


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