Men Are Jizzing On Their Smartphones For A Good Reason

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It’s fair to say that your iPhone is a pretty magnificent invention which you can almost do anything with play Pokémon GO with.

Up until now though, it definitely couldn’t measure your sperm count (and if you tried to, you were probably using it wrong).

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But thanks to a remarkable new invention by Japanese researcher, Yoshitomo Kobori, checking your sperm count is about to come a whole lot easier.

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Dr. Kobori has created a type of lens that can be fitted to the smartphone’s camera, and by just dropping a sperm sample onto the lens and filming it, it will create footage that can then be analysed by a lab, The Mirror reports.

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It’s essentially got rid of the inevitable awkwardness of visiting a GP and jizzing in a cup and replaced it with the shame of having to wipe your seed off your iPhone instead.

But it’s all for a good cause, as this semen test could help improve your sexual health and potentially help you spot any early signs of infertility.

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The lens itself is very inexpensive and in the words of Dr. Kobori, can create ‘a semen test at home’.

He said: 

The lens is not made for a smartphone – it was made nine years ago. I’m improving the lens and thinking about how to attach it to a smartphone and analyse sperm. Men are thinking that semen analyses are an embarrassment, inconvenience, disgrace and waste of time. We need a semen test at home.

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Hopefully, this gadget will finally get guys to take their sexual health seriously – before it’s too late.


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