One Seriously Disturbed Dude Has Written Apple Watch Erotic Stories

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I like a good erotic story as much as the next person, but I really can’t get my head around the fact that one dude has written a 17 page porn story about the Apple Watch.

Yeah, you read that right, Leonard Delaney has penned ‘Invaded by the iWatch: An Erotic Short Story’ and actually wants you to shell out $2.99 for the pleasure (and I use that term very loosely) of reading it. Ok then Leonard.

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Now I just can’t see anyone being turned on by this at all, but the creepy dude seems to be hoping for a new fetish section on Pornhub, claiming:

The Apple Watch is the sexiest new technology. Have you seen it? It’s got these curved edges that are soft and smooth, and a gentle buzz, like a tactile whisper.

In case this has actually made you consider downloading the story, I’ll put you right off by telling you that one line is genuinely, ”’Oh yeah,’ she cried, ‘Give me a SteveJob!” and advise you give this one a clear miss.

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