People Are Losing Their Sh*t Over Most Hilarious Porn Scene Ever

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We’ve all been there…you start on a fairly normal porn genre and then 30 clicks later you’re in a dark dark porn hole with no way out.

Well imagine that place, and then double it, and you’ve got this video.

I can’t even liken it to anything, but the quick close-ups accompanied by creepy sound effects make for the most un-arousing video ever.

I’ll set the scene…

A man, who comes across as a confused puppy, is having a bath when a terrifying woman jumps into the scene saying ‘I see you don’t have a lifeguard here at your beach.’

I can only describe the production as similar to an old Chinese fighting film with the zooms, sound effects and minimalist conversation.

After some strange flirting where she tells him he’s safe (I have never felt less safe in my life), she blows a deafening whistle and he jumps out of the bath because ‘there’s a shark’.

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Everyone loves the tease, I’d say the beauty of seduction is what you don’t say…this woman didn’t get that memo and her last line was: “I think I should stay and I think we should have sex.”

The man in the video seems constantly scared of the ‘lifeguard’ and it ends with him reluctantly agreeing to have sex with her. I’m not sure what the moral of this story is…don’t leave your bathroom windows open?

If you get a boner watching this, don’t tell anyone and go and sit in a dark room for a few hours.


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