People Reveal The Weird And Wonderful Things They Do When They Masturbate

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Even though masturbation isn’t the sort of thing many chat about openly, it doesn’t mean we don’t knock one out every now and then. 

And when it’s done in the in the privacy of your own home, either alone or with a willing partner, it’s a natural and healthy expression of human desire.

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But because this stuff is usually done in a private setting, we usually have no way of telling of what we are doing to get off is just creative or a little bit weird.

So BuzzFeed went out and about to ask a bunch of people about what they do when they masturbate and the results are pretty insightful.

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Some have to go all out to get turned on:

It took me forever to figure out how to masturbate because all the solo porn I’d seen was just women daintily rubbing their clits or gently fingering themselves, and that did nothing for me. I have to get rough and ugly. We’re talking two vibrators, revved up to the highest vibration. One goes on my clitoris and the other one goes inside of me, and I hit it HARD with my palm with a steady fast rhythm so it’s like getting fucked. It probably looks rather aggressive and frightening from the outside, but it works.

—25/F/Bisexual

While others adopt simpler techniques:

Porn. Hand. Clit. Rub. Keep going. Done.

—18/F/Straight

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But why not make a game of it:

Sometimes I love to put myself against the clock, like I’m defusing a bomb, I GOT FIVE MINUTES! GO GO GO.

—21/F/Straight

Because sometimes all you need is, yourself:

In front of the mirror. I guess you can say I literally am getting off on myself.

—29/M/Gay

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And even if you can’t orgasm, it doesn’t mean you still can’t have fun:

I still haven’t been able to reach orgasm, but I fully enjoy masturbation. I tend to start out by dimming the lights or turning off all but my computer screen. I look up GIFs/videos via Reddit’s many porn subs. I prefer very degrading, rough sex. From there I pretty much imagine myself as the subject getting pounded. I don’t even need to watch after a while. So long as I have an idea to work with, all I need is my imagination. Since I haven’t orgasmed yet (getting the Hitachi soon!) I stop when I suddenly lose interest. I can go for upwards of an hour if I have trouble getting to sleep.

—24/F/Bisexual

Even if you’re in a bit of hurry you can still find time to do it:

I wait ‘til my husband leaves. Then I search for HD porn that usually involves lesbians, or gang bangs. It takes me about one minute with my Hitachi Wand. Then I’ll make coffee and feed the cats.

—35/F/Straight

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Who knew that a shower head has its other uses:

My favorite place to masturbate is in the shower with the shower head. I turn down the lights and start my shower hot so the bathroom is nice and steamy. I change my shower head setting so the flow is steadier and cooler. I keep that shower head on my clit. The pressure from it feels amazing and I can orgasm in less than five minutes. The best orgasms are the ones where I temporarily go blind and the shower head does just that.

—27/F/Straight

But sometimes there’s nothing better than finding an absolute banger:

I masturbate to music. It’s the most incredible feeling to find a song that has a buildup and having an orgasm as the music drops is the most intense feeling ever! Far better than any orgasm I have without. I can’t get off to every song — it takes time to find out what works and what doesn’t.

—29/F/Straight

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And you can adopt your own special way of doing things:

Instead of gripping it and jerking like most guys, I lay my penis flat on my belly and rub it until I cum. Almost like rolling dough into a breadstick shape.

—24/M/Gay

But sometimes there’s nothing better than an ol’ fashioned danger wank:

Sometimes I like to masturbate in the stalls of a busy bathroom at my university. There is something thrilling about the possibility of someone knowing what I am doing, so it is fun to do it when the bathroom is really busy. There are even tallies in some stalls for fellow anonymous masturbators to keep track of how often we cum there.

—23/M/Straight

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Whatever floats your boat I guess.


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