People Reveal Weirdest Sex Acts They’ve Awkwardly Received

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Sex is literally the cause of all of us. It’s what excites us all and fuels our wildest passions and desires.

However, as I’m sure you know, our animalistic and bestial desires can sometimes end up pretty fucked up.

Thankfully, somebody asked the question: ‘Whats the weirdest sexual act anyone has ever performed on you, but you felt too awkward to say stop?‘ onto Reddit, and because Reddit is Reddit – the thread got flooded with bizarre and disturbing anecdotes – hoorah.

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So let’s get going – starting with┬áthe less weird to the full on fucked up:

The weeper:

I had a blowjob so good from some girl that it made me start crying. I have no idea what the fuck she did with her hands, tongue, jaw, blowing bubbles, humming. She literally took every single internet tip and combined into the weirdest, most intense fucking blowjob known to man. Everything came out of me.

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The sniffer:

I didn’t have time to say stop, not that I would have even if I knew what she was planning. I was getting a blow job and she told me to tell her when I was about to cum. I figured she just didn’t like cum in her mouth and was a little disappointed but I get it. So when the moment arrived and I was as close to exploding as possible, I manged to warn her that I was about to cum and she – no joke – puts the tip of my dick into one of her nostrils, plugs the other side, and snorted my load as if it was a big line of cocaine. It was one of those full lung inhales too like where you’re trying to clear your sinuses when you’re congested or something; she got every last drop. I’m rarely speechless but I was then and she said nothing of it. I zipped up and went right back to partying. If I could do it all over, I’d ask if that was something she did on the regular and if she enjoyed it or if was supposed to turn the guy on or what. Now I’ll never know.

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The multitasker:

A girl I was dating a few years back jiggled the lock on the bathroom door while I was dropping a deuce, let herself into the room and shut the door behind her, and asked if she could suck my dick while I took a shit because she’d always wanted to try that.

Of course I said yes, but it was pretty awkward pushing out turds, hearing them splash into the bowl, with a girl between my legs going to town and knowing she had to be able to smell poop but didn’t care. Pretty good otherwise.

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The ‘this is about to get very weird, very quick’ guy:

Told the guy I was on my period, said he didn’t care. He started pulling down my PJ’s when I told him I had a tampon in. He said oh that’s fine, proceeded to pull out my tampon with his teeth then go down on me.

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Beauty and the beast:

Had a guy who thought he was a wolf and asked me to finger his asshole and suck his cock while he howled. I regret things.

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And finally – The pussycat:

This is a bit of a long story but stick with me. I was out and about on the town and had a long night of whiskey neats. My friends and I decided to stop and eat at local pizza place that stays open till 2 a.m. We’re sitting drunk as fuck eating away at the four pizzas we ordered between the three of us, and I see this cute girl staring at me. She had short brown hair, amazingly bright green eyes, make up that almost gave her a cat like appearance.(hold on to that). So I approach her introduce my self to her and find out her name is, lets say “Selina”. I end up getting Selina to come back to my table and introduce her to the guys. About five minuets later shes rubbing my cock under the table and she was just about as drunk as I was. So I’m thinking to my self alright I’m taking her home, and I get up to tell my friends who, obviously knew what was going on by there giggles and looks my way, that I was leaving with Selina. So me and her get to my apartment and i notice on the walk home she almost making a noise like she was purring, but fuck she was hot. so about half an hour later, i’m ball deep giving it to her and I told her was about to cum so I pulled out, and she went down and gave me head to finish me off. I cum in her mouth, I’m laying down next thing I know Selina spits my cum in to my belly button and started to lick it out and meowed like a cat while doing it. I had no idea what to do in my drunken stupor so i meowed back.

Wow. And I thought I was weird.

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If that wasn’t enough to tickle your depraved fancy then head over to the thread itself and dig your way through the 5000 comments.

But be warned – there’s some real filth in there.

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